Who do you think you are?

I’m not.

Where do you get the nerve?

I don’t.

How dare you?

I daren’t.

When are you going to go through those boxes of junk in the garage?

Later.

How do you deal with rejection?

Denial.

Who are your sources of creative inspiration?

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That smells nice. What are you cooking?

Mushroom fajitas. I made extra if you want one.