Who do you think you are?

I’m not.

Where do you get the nerve?

I don’t.

How dare you?

I daren’t.

When are you going to go through those boxes of junk in the garage?

Later.

How do you deal with rejection?

Denial.

Who are your sources of creative inspiration?

Eliud my husky and Chef John (from Foodwishes [dot] com)

That smells nice. What are you cooking?

Mushroom fajitas. I made extra if you want one.